Top 10 Masterpieces in Body Paint
The Internet is truly a gift that never stops giving. Today, it has given us a series of photos of people naked except for a debatably tasteful slathering of body paint. Did you hear that? Naked! painted! Weirdos! Come on, people.
All right, let's begin with the canvas for this world map and our number 10 masterpiece in body paint.
Oh, butt this is just the beginning of what can be lovingly painted onto the human form.
For number 9, how about a little celebrity body paint?
Thanks for that Heidi Klum.
8. Priceless. Also a little creepy.
7. King me! Oh wait, wrong game.
6. We don't actually think this shirt is body painted on, just so unbelievably tight it looks that way.
5. This man is scared of alligators, but not high school girls in body paint. Lesson: Body paint brings out the weirdos.
4. Uh. Totally amazing, also probably frightening to the guy in the previous video.
3. A little something for the ladies.
2. This is Sports Illustrated model Anna Paula Araujuo. Doesn't she look free-spirited?
And the number one body painting masterpiece is penis painter Tim Patch--the man who paints with his, er, body.